Honey Badger MizK

6/21/15

i just got wished a Happy Father’s Day at a gas station, and I’m really not sure how to take it.

6/20/15

Also start using the term “deliberate” more often.

6/20/15

Adam Sandler movies are allegedly a way to pay a bunch of Sandler’s friends a lot of money without actually investing in you know... the films themselves.

6/20/15

We have drawn full on battle lines over pecan. I say Peh-khan, like a normal person, but hubs says pee-can. I've informed our children that they can prove their loyalty by pronouncing it THE RIGHT FUCKING WAY!

6/19/15

You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.

6/19/15

—it’s still a possibility that Arctander simply saw Sicardi and Smith’s photograph reblogged and it innocently made its way to the endless cache of images and data we all have on our computers—

Woman Raising Money to Make 'Relentlessly Gay' Yard Even Gayer

One woman in Baltimore is not taking complaints about her “relentlessly gay” yard lying down.

6/18/15

On a personal note, as a brown woman I’m irl more afraid of white boys that age than gang people of all colours.

6/10/15

That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

6/10/15

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6/10/15

Seems to me there’s an easy and obvious solution. Make more money than your husband but tell him you make around the same. Then, every day, leave an envelope stuffed with 20’s on your front porch just before he gets home.

6/10/15

This is the image that made me start sending pictures of my books shelves to women in lieu of dick pics.

6/10/15