Now now, let's be reasonable. I think they should be rewarded for their "no women allowed" stance. In fact, let's send them on a trip! Since they love adventure so much, let's send them off to recreate the Antarctic expedition of Captain Robert Scott.

You guys should know that I love this site and procrastinate here like there's no tomorrow, but ... I feel like this should not have made it onto the front page, because it's a totally empty, I don't know what to call it, piece of data? I bet there is some other thing in those thousands of emails that we could talk…

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK JEZEBEL.

I get that this is a joke, but for a site that's always (rightly) excoriating people to take violence against women and trans people more seriously, it's not a good joke.

I... what?

Heh. My grandfather wore white socks and my father considered it hopelessly old-fashioned and just-off-the-boat. So my father wore black socks. My brothers considered this hopelessly old-fashioned and mid-century, so they wear white socks. My hipster nephew considers white socks with athletic shoes hopelessly…

OH GOD WITH ELASTICIZED ANKLES LIKE SWEATPANTS. Noooooooooooo. :(((

I Would Be Sorry But I Was Reflecting Internally And Went Wrong The Down Path. You Should Be Reflecting Internally Two.

I Cant Help Myself. I Dont Ate Human Meet. Gossiping Is The Only Thing Keeping My Zombie Self Going.

Can Will Smith Convince Jaden Smith To Go To School So He Might Possibly Learn About Grammar, Punctuation And Spelling?

and they smell like mayonnaise.

Crossing my fingers for a Fifth Element future.

Bette Davis is absolutely tremendous, and also played awful, unsympathetic characters all the time in an era when most female stars were more interested in being America's sweetheart. She's so vile in "Of Human Bondage"! I love it! And that scene in "The Little Foxes" when her husband dies! I love it!

To: RBG

That's like comparing a horribly burned omelette to something pulled out of a sewer. Sure, the omelette is still better, but...come on, it's still a burned, shitty omelette.

No.

Raccoon Dogs are called Tanuki in Japan, and there is a long history of art showing them using their humongous nutsacks for, well just about anything you can think of.

I have a picture of the first brick of tofu I ever made =)

Skip to the kissing part already, also does this story have pirates?