He's been cuddling up to me all day! Unfortunately, he was also running around like crazy and biting my face from 4am-6am. I'm hoping it's a kitten thing and he won't do that forever?

I ADOPTED A KITTEN THIS WEEK!!!! It's my first time having a cat! Yaaay!!!

So, I discovered this video today, and my favorite line is: "...her spongy love mountains..." Just watch and you'll understand.

Clair Huxtable is why I'm a lawyer. I wanted to be her. I even moved to NYC. She was my childhood hero!

Holy cow, people got so upset about a free album. This is the most I've ever seen people get twisted up over FREE STUFF.

If you're determined to have pastoral peace and quiet all the time, maybe New York is not for you. If you're determined to have a geothermic eco-well on your own land, maybe New York is not for you. I humbly suggest the Connecticut suburbs and Iceland, respectively.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

True. Might caveat to "some of the greatest film concept ever, well executed in two of four films."

Moi? Impossible! OK, sometimes. Oh look, vegetables!

Well, two of them are. One of them is one of the worst films ever.

Those films are a gross misrepresentation of archeology. Still, some of the best films ever.

While this is certainly a cool find, I'm always a bit disappointed when archaeological discoveries don't involve boulder chases, pressure plate traps, or convoluted light puzzles.

BMI is a useful epidemiological tool; that is its purpose. It is of far less value on an individual level. These are epidemiological data, so BMI is an appropriate measurement. Holla to my former PI, co-director of one of the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation programs at our school! The RWJF does good shit.

Yoko, I'm usually with your trippy musings, but a thousand suns rising at once sounds really uncomfortably hot. Like I would probably burn alive in an instant hot.

Yes! This calls for a misandry gif party!

She injured her pinky in the struggle.

I'm surprised the NYPD is allowed to confirm an investigation publicly. My extensive Law & Order experience hasn't prepared me for this. Although I'm sure with Benson and Stabler looking into it, the truth will come out.

I read the linked article - which coincidentally promotes her lifestyle blog - and come across this priceless paragraph . . .

"The 'Gossip Girl' star turned to baking to help her get over the painful ordeal, but it was only then that she realised the bee attack had taught her a lesson in life."

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