Gahhhhhhh...I get so mad when my boyfriend calls my Bikram yoga sessions "stretching" as a joke. I know for a fact that he wouldn't make it halfway through a 60 minute session. Deep down, I think they don't try it because they're afraid of losing their balance/falling.

BECAUSE MEN DON'T FALL UNLESS THEY'RE TACKLED.…

lol, ok. I'd say doing something about overpopulation (however you want to — helping catch feral cats to be spayed and neutered, donating to animal shelters, adopting cats and choosing not to purchase them, contributing to demand for breeding), does a hell of a lot more than keeping 2 kitties inside. They're also…

I have my own feelings about this topic, but I am going to keep them to myself and hang out down here so I can watch this inevitably blow up

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

It should come as no surprise that the country which produces 5 consecutive hours of televised competitive knitting is also a country with one of the highest concentrations of metal bands per capita in the world. That's just nature trying to find a balance.

The really interesting question is: which came first, black…

Norway, don't let anyone tell you you're strange. Never ever.

He gives my brain a lady boner.

Sometimes to get the image of Miley's dancing out of my brain I watch Salt n Pepa videos

I don't know why this woman is talking about the "distinctive, assertive, sociability of boys" as if those games don't matter to girls or girls are incapable of being assertive. I did not grow up playing "house" or with dolls or what not, and most of my girl friends did not play those games either. I was all about…

There are very few jobs in America where you are NOT self-employed, and yet your basic salary depends upon your immediate (as opposed to your time-averaged) performance.

I'm subverting mainstream beauty standards, flipping off the patriarchy, saving the environment and ruining the economy by simply doing NOTHING! It's brilliant! If my body hair were blonde, I'd give up shaving altogether. Alas, I am a dark-haired beast and there are times when I really do need to just get over it…

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Those tiny boned, fickle, killing machines that shower you with affection one minute, ice you out entirely the next and are often trailed by the feathers of their slain prey? They have cats?

Score! So that means 'feminine products' of all kinds (pads, tampons, birth control ('cause we know that's the ladies' responsibility, right?), make up, dresses, etc) should be tax free because otherwise it's sexist, right?

Few things make me happier than Martha and Conan interacting.

Yes! You don't need to be a skinny mini blonde to be fit(although that is fine, too) Healthy active bodies come in all shapes and tones :-)

"A study shows women who drink four cups of coffee a day are 20 percent less likely to suffer from depression — unless drinking coffee was something the two of you used to do together." - Seth Meyers, SNL

If you make regulations you will literally destroy America by crushing our economy. And god forbid we fire anyone.

Rebecca Howe: Do you think that you could help me develop a more business-like appearance?
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: I'd love to, Rebecca. And may I say, it's about time you asked. There are two approaches a woman can take in turning her look to her advantage. The first is to play upon the male's sexual drive and turn…