I always end up going to museums with people who want to touch and then do. Its not that they didn’t read the signs; they willfully ignored the signs. First was the boyfriend who leaned into the Japanese Tea Ceremony exhibit. I pointed to the sign, he shrugged, the alarm went off as described in the sign. So…

So, basically, the Cateau Marmont is where messy cats go to do mountains of catnip and freak out. Right? RIGHT?

Blessed be this thread for being the distraction I sorely needed today.

I just have to say that this is bull-fucking-shit. I teach high schoolers and strongly believe that if they have jumped through all the hoops and checked off all the boxes then we should give them their goddamned diplomas. It’s theft. Plus, (I’m not sure how this works in states other than mine) graduation is mostly…

Thank you for this excellent article. I have been backpacking and camping in Yellowstone & Montana many times. Of course, my period starts just about every single time I go out, but I have never been bothered by grizzly or black bears. I have seen them while backpacking, but never been bothered by them. Glorious…

Because there are literally no other shows specifically targeting men.

And by “homo” he means homogenized. Homogenized milk, nothing like it.

Me, too! My parents and I would watch Mystery Theatre (that’s what I called it), but I could never watch all of the Gorey intro because something would freak me out.

I came to say the same. I’ll just add that I’ll be sippin’ my gin & tonics from the shade of Barack and Michelle Obama’s tree.

You know, I never thought about it, but she’s got two tails. That’s kind of wiggin’ me out right now.

You know when he says this, “Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation,” I think this, “When you meet an asshole in the morning, you’ve met an asshole. When you meet an asshole all day long, you’re the asshole.” -Raylan Givens

It’s kind of like saying slave bosses were more like managers that specialized in motivational techniques.

I have been worrying about this, too. The east coast does not have much to worry in regards to Korea because the west coast is gonna take the brunt if any missiles are launched. It’s easy to talk big when you’re an ocean and a continent away.

That’s just shite for all involved. The prison system is disheartening, to say the least, for prisoners, and certainly not rehabilitative. Prison are already understaffed and stressful work environments. To be responsible for and the witnesses of the deaths of more people than days will only make those prisons worse…

Older.

I am glad to know that I am not the only one who thought the kid was an asshole. I remember spending many a day in my youth pondering if I was supposed to like that kid or something. The whole time I kept thinking that the tree was far more valuable than that kid what with the O2, bird nests, fruit, shade, and what…

I thought the same thing. I’ve been trying to whittle it down. At first, I thought, “Mon dieu! Sportivas!” But, that might have been true when I was more familiar with outdoor shoe lines. Having done a little research, I feel that they are most similar to one of the Scarpa Tech Mountain shoes. (Nothing like a little…

Admittedly, if she thinks really hard she can see the dancing bears.

Just what I was thinking. The Bundys et. al = a bunch of concerned “white” folk worried about the land use. The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe = a bunch of scary “red” folk who are trying to prevent “progress”. Never mind that one took over federal property armed with guns and the other group simply camps out and expresses…

Okay, so I know I’m home alone drinking small quantities of wine, but the Alec Baldwin impression of Trump as a bit of salve for the wearly liberal inside of me. But, the fountain of youth had to be Kate McKinnon in Christmas Miracle - it was as good as the Abducted by Aliens one. She is just absolutely hilarious, and…