And, yet, I would rather look at my cat’s butt. Hmmmm...

No way, they would just get into a fistfight and everything would be solved. You see, we womenfolks just have to “lean in” a little more and be more manly. (Totally jk FYI.) I mean it’s not like they need to get letter of recommendations from the employers and stuff. Ha.

Weird. I always look gray to me. Thanks for letting me know.

I know it’s assault, but I would be mighty tempted to start flinging period blood at every single person, who wasn’t being held by the police, walking by if I had been denied a damn maxi pad. FFS.

I saw a tweet from our local bookstore that they are wand making? You’re not in T-Town are you?

See, I knew it totally in the grays still. This just sucks.

I’m just gonna admit it. This is a totally self-centered post to see if I am outta the grays cuz dammit I am not going to be postin’ anything offensive or something (the adjective is in there but I blame the wine) on this here reply place. I ‘ave been a solid post every three months or so poster for a few years now,…

Is it me or does Lenny Kravitz just keep better and better looking all the time? Such a damn beautiful smile. (May I please get out of the grays?)

And women are still petitioning to ride in the Tour de France. Like, it’s just long distance, dudes. Long distance and hard, awesome hills.

He just didn’t want the competition. *ba dum ching*

It’s not like there’s a Confederate History Month.

If there’s no mac ‘n’ cheese, then there’s no chili mac. Life would just be unlivable without the delicious abomination of chili mac.

Shoot, I’m sorry it doesn’t help you sleep but glad it suppresses the cough.

Is not codeine cough syrup the BEST for getting to sleep when all you’re doing is coughing? I love that stuff when I’m sick. *wink wink* Get better and enjoy the controlled substance.

I’ve never felt so conflicted. Clearly puppies are cuter than humans, but Ryan Gosling is on par with puppies. The world doesn’t make sense anymore.

“We’re waiting for his reaction now. He’s coming in the door...wait for it...oh...my...god...what a reaction. I’ve never seen anything like it, foldable.” *should all be read in the hushed but excited tones of a golf announcer*

I saw this last week, and thought of it when I read your comment:

Does anyone else feel like they’re looking at the back of a xenomorph?

I know I’m not adding anything to the discussion, but WHAT THE FUCK?

I think that’s a 2-fer-1: laughter and sexy.