Or fluorination!

B/C idiots.

Isn’t religious freedom already a thing?

When I watched the movie, this scene felt disjointed and forced. It had no remarkable bearing on the story being told. Then there was his grunting...

Did they set in on fire afterwards? Because that’s what I would want to happen.

I was thinking the same thing, “Is Keegan trolling Yoko?”

Cedar bark.

So, not related to birds, but...

AMEN.

The one he can have a, ahem, “special” “relationship” in.

No, Melissa, every woman should have a CLEAN pair of panties. Clean pairs of panties - as you call them - are special.

Oh, I loved White Teeth. This will be good. I’m so excited!

Foreshortening *cough*

I get wished Happy Mother’s Day quite frequently, but I am not/will never be a mother - by choice. I just say, “Thanks,” instead of trying to explain.

These people who call pop/soda/soft drinks lemonade are not people. They are bodysnatchers.

Thank you kindly, stranger.

Sorry, should’ve caught that. Taking myself a bit seriously this morning.

In my experience, because I’m tired of women being portrayed as sex, sex, sex instead of strong, smart, feeble, and any other number of characteristics they could be. Instead I have to hear about what presidential hopefuls wear, how hard it must be to be a mom and a full-time actress instead of the pride and effort…

Out of respect, I encourage them to start their protest early because I really don’t give a fuck.

Truly, as a child, I would have welcomed a “maw of madness” with glee. What a delightful change.