Kind of surprised Chris Eigeman isn’t in this one.

Nolo contedre—my friends and even my detractors!—that’s what it is. Make no mistake, we’d love a verdict that allows for—look! Every American is tired of the liberal—the conservative—the gun-toting redbloodeds, like a Muslim would. The rapid advance of Islamic, call it what it is. That’s why, for a verdict that I have…

Video won’t play. GregSamsa smash laptop.

Lead boyfriend of Lena Dunham.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Chris definitely reached peak irony. It’s impossible to laugh at it. It’s not funny; it just has the maximum number of funny levels.

“The Opt-Out Wins Again” but in John Popper’s voice

Alley oops

Uff da!

So he collapsed due to too much potassium and a lack of oxygen.

Even Newfoundlanders?

I rebuke you, Satan, in the name of Jesus Christ. It’s 5:37.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

+1 Cory Feldmen

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

Not if you spend much time in Hampden.