My dad died six years before his comment in support of ending Net Neutrality showed up on the FCC’s site. I suppose it’s easier to work with people who are still alive to attest to the theft of their identity but I still find it a little incredulous that we never seem to see anything about robbing graves for…

The irony that this rant is going on while the Dodgers pitcher lays down a perfect sacrifice bunt and is congratulated by everyone on the bench is not lost on me.

Yesterday we saw a home run in an elevator shaft drop in the infield and cost the Padres a game partly because after high school in the US pitchers somehow stop being one of the best athletes on the field and need to be hit for and aren’t allowed to catch fly balls. I realize this is a gross over-simplification but…

“Surpass Il Duce on the right wing side...”

+1 W.P. Kinsella novel

Hale Appleman is a damn national treasure, end of story.

I believe Ngakoue misheard. Incognito was really just telling him how stingy he thought the Jags’ D was.

Speaking of paper and trainwrecks.

The whole Republican Party has gone anti-semantic. I mean, Trump is two years into an all-out assault on meaning itself.

Abortion Jones.

I hope Ron Howard does direct. Especially since that means we get Clint Howard as Brian May. Trust me. Once you see him in the wig, you’ll know it was the right choice.

A few years back Apple products were: 

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

I actually remembered him the most from Adventures in Babysitting before I saw RENT! It was an odd about-face.

I saw him in Dazed and Confused years before Rent was a thing, but to me he’ll always be Mark. Mark. He’s Mark! And this is quite an operation (reshooting an entire role roughly a month before release).

I rolled my eyes so hard at that part they popped out of my head and had their own motorcade across the floor.

Thank you for your service.

It's Martin Amis's book Time's Arrow, in five paragraphs. Except, better.