I can’t think of a better terrorist deterrent than dosing them with empathogenics. We should all be concealed carrying top shelf E to administer to hateful fundamentalists whenever they open their mouths.

“How We All Did It”

Who would you prefer they direct their complaint to, Accounting? DO YOUR JOB AND STOP GOOGLING KEVIN BACON MEMES AND USING UP ALL THE FIRM’S BANDWIDTH, KENNETH

Shining a nationwide light on corrupt law enforcement, judges, and prosecutors is the most important takeaway.

This is probably the first thing he’s come with in decades.

That’s the solution! BABIES NEED TO EAT WENDY!

Sounds like a business opportunity:

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

YES. EXACTLY. My personal (not all that in-depth) theory is that he found the car, and her body in the back, nearish the Avery property at that point, which then gave him time to work with his buddies to get the evidence planting wheels in motion. The sheriffs wouldn’t want to risk him getting out on a DNA test again,…

The fact that they continue to insist that he is guilty while never addressing the corruption involved (which is really what this case is about), only proves that they have something to hide.

“The things we brew for love”

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

It’s like getting Capone for tax evasion!

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I heard Green Day’s coffee helps you dookie.

Mr.Rogoway, you can’t let these people read this , they’ll see everything, they’ll see the big board

It wasn’t though. We were in a war going to fight against “communism”. Much like we’re in a war now going to fight against “terrorism”. It’s all these weird shadow wars and unending wars.

Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.

I thought this was going to be a story about Lindsey having to listen to Tiger go on and on about his short game.

Michael Baron: “Do you think you can improve attendance next season?”