Whenever I play MLB The Show and McCann comes up to bat, I plunk him with a fastball on the first pitch.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

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Was Tulowitski better? Sure.Was Jeter worse? Sure. Was Cashman an asshole? Sure. Are the Yankees, as a franchise in general, deserving of our disdain? Sure. Are we merely fleshballs, inhabiting a decaying vessel, hurlting though the void in a meaningless cycle of mass and heat and pressure and the despair of a haunted…

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Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

Like many who get involved in the porn industry in some capacity, Cambria eventually had to leave the game because of one too many missed periods.

On the bright side, here’s the juicy biopic Justin Long has been waiting his whole career for!

You can’t get a proper Irish Car Bomb in Utah.

Ok, cool piece. However, I’m going to knit pick something you said to the effect of, and I’m paraphrasing “iraq will be known as the worst military failure in modern history”. Please make the distinction that that failure can go on the shoulders of the Intel and leaders on Capitol Hill. I spent 2 years of my life in…

So can I assume tomorrow Yost will order a pitcher to bean him?

It would be cute if the two PR teams fell in love with each other in the process.

You know the scene in Forrest Gump where young Forrest is running away from bullies with those restrictive braces on his legs? And there’s that moment where the bolts on the braces start to loosen and his knees are able to bend, right before he takes off for good?

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

“What am I supposed to do with players after a World Series win? Trade them all, of course...”

Cosby’s defense was that he only drugged them for the articles.

The main problem with baseball writing is that there simply are not enough jokes about the Peloponnesian War. David Roth probably cracked one or two, but ever since he moved over to Vice those days are over.

Does anybody remember The Swan Princess?

Congratulations to Latroy for breaking baseball’s bird barrier. He’s the first Black Hawk to ever play for the Blue Jays.

I decided to take this down.