Where the fuck are all you free speech mouth breathing motherfuckers? Free speech is not the right to be a snide little shit on the internet without people calling you on it. Free speech is the right to criticize the state, and by association anyone acting on behalf of the state, like an on-duty motherfucking police…

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.

1 Entemanns 31:66-7. “For this yellow cake is my body, and this strawberry filling is my blood, which confirm the covenant between God and his people. Except for people like Peter’s bachelor uncle, and that woman who lives next to Paul and teaches boxing; I think we all know the sort of people I mean.”

That protester was just awarded the 2028 World Cup.

What you’re leaving out is that soon after Molina was removed from the game, the skies darkened, and a host of demonic entities poured forth from a blood-red rent in the heavens that opened directly above Fenway Park. As the foul beasts impaled the collected fans/players on spikey horn-like appendages, Satan stepped…

The popularity of UFC I’m thinking plays a role.

“Pull your pants up” indeed

I gave you a star but I’m pretty sure history’s most powerful black man is still Quincy Jones.

Going to get a lot of unique visitors for this grandma creampie video, all of whom will leave, in a huff, & very, very disappointed.

A lot went wrong for Kershaw. Not making excuses, that’s just baseball. But to be fair, it’s not like Kershaw just pissed the game away. That ball slipped JUST under Frazier’s glove. Then Peralta and LaMeihieu should have turned 2. Worst of all, Pujols should have struck out looking at that pitch.

Well, obviously, you’re not an American.

I REALLY could have done without the insufferable Chris Berman.

: also my dating philosophy

The selfie stick was only acting in it’s own best interest.

1. Erotic Robe Frottery - Beware the too-soft Snuggie, which tempts with its sweater/robe ways
   

I can make my 3some joke again. If Caitlyn Jenner, Candis Cane, and Lindsay Lohan hooked up their portmanteau would be DisLoCait.

That's actually illegal, where I'm from. Is that a normal thing in Russia?

These turds are using Buddhism as a cover for xenophobia / sexism.