Todd Frazier has been the lone bright spot for the Reds this year. Glad we were able to rally and vote him in. Also, fuck Matt Carpenter.

I think this is the only time I’ve been able to watch Japanese women get abused and humiliated without having to clear my internet history.

The hotdogs in question, on the other hand, are hilariously tongue and cheek

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this mascot does is run and eat and make little lawsuits, and that’s all.

The flag is offensive to some, and not to others.

The mantra I always try to implant in my fellow passengers’ heads is: “Relax. Relax. Really. Seriously, relax.”

We all get way too wound-up over air travel. I know much of the experience is stressful, inconvenient, vexing, and smelly. But, c’mon - on the grand scale, this is just a few hours of your lifetime, hours…

You think that’s bad?

That’s not at all what I’m saying. Even a perfect understanding of all the topics I mentioned wouldn’t directly lead anyone to a specific political agenda (with the exception of ‘evolution vs. creationism’ and climate change but there are still a huge range of opinion there when it comes to gov’t policy on those).

Cocaine IS the Internet. Wow.

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

He had another gem during the Padres blowout of LA on Sunday; after rookie Carlos Frias departed with a line score of 10 ER in four-plus, Scully gave him a personal message on air (“I don’t know if you can hear me, if you’re watching from the clubhouse...”) telling him about Brooklyn Dodgers P Burleigh Grimes, who…

This is dating myself but... when I was 10 years old my mother moved us from Philly to Westwood Ca. (a whole ‘nother story but it was actually a case of custodial interference.) Our neighbor in in the Melrose place looking complex was Barbara Barry. She played Gavin Mcleod’s wife on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. She…

Sherman Oaks, look for the upcoming Vivid video release of “Lengthy Pursuit”

So by that logic I could go to these people’s churches & even though I’m not a pastor start teaching that jesus was actually an anthropomorphic red elephant & that the world is meat loaf shaped & if they told me to leave I could call them “bullies”. Somehow I think they’d be less okay with that. Jeez, these…

I remember when the trial was going on, which I didn’t watch. I got pregnant about the time the trial started, and, as it dragged on and on and on, we finally started laying bets as to what was going to come first, the baby or the verdict. Baby won. Let’s just say the baby was a much more satisfying outcome. He’s in…

I think we’re only allowed to do a GoFundMe if he shoots the dude to get the ball.

Bernie Sanders 2016!

my parents were craft service on that show “Method and Red” on FOX. As like a 16 year old (I’m 27 now), I would frequently come and work doing craft service shit for them unofficially, and unpaid on whatever show they were working on. I did it as a favor to them, but also I was coming out to see friends in LA that I…