Spoiler alert, jeez.

Concepts and inanimate objects Daniel Murphy disagrees with, ranked:

The best thing about this is ExtraExtra gets his ass handed to him and then he deletes the thread to save face....except I screen grabbed it for posterity.

Oh fucking hell.....

While they were there, the cops picked up Delmon Young in exchange for an anti-Semitic slur to be named later.

OMG THAT'S FLULA! He's god damn hilarious! You gotta see his video on the phrase "party pooper"... I die laughing every time.

Thanks. My grandma did the same thing to her wedding gown circa 1918. Dyed it pink and used it for parties and such.

I hate that American Sniper knocked down the Hunger Games as top grossing US box office film in 2014. American jingoistic sniper has made $307,762,521 at the US box office and Selma has made $48,644,529, that says a lot about America at the moment. Also I have noticed that a lot of fans of American Sniper hate…

That is so fucking awesome. Did she write that in her memoir?

"Looks like he's had a few too many pizzers"

Keep celebrating utter morons like this and if we're not careful one day we'll live in a society where cage fighting is popular and stadiums are our most magnificent architectural achievements.

Reporter: And does your son play hockey?

Juan Pablo Montoya is not impressed.

That name escaped me, thanks for the reminder. Funny how it was the '76 Olympics where all the women were subjected to sex tests to determine if they were "truly" women, except for one woman, Princess Anne, whose mother, the Queen, was on hand to open the games in Montreal.

I'm on the side of the cowboy hat. What the fuck is the point of living goddamn OinkButte Wyoming if you can't wear what you want?

"That plane is scaring me!"

this tweet is the 21st century version of when Bob Hope used to dress up as The Fonz.