Years ago, while working in a video store, I waited on Stuart Pankin from Not Necessarily The News. That's all I've got.

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

I mean who hasn't?

“-ulin, now.”

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

The fact that "Corrections Corporation of America" is a real thing that exists is 99% of what's wrong with this story.

Jesus motherfucking tap dancing Christ on a goddamned cracker. There are no goddamned words except motherfucking curses. Shit.

Opiate of the masses, indeed!

Sorry fellas, but all the disinfectant in the world won't remove the stench of being a part of Penn State.

Too much, too soon.

I'm surprised at the change in Jeremy's appearance. He never was one to let himself slide.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

I don't live in New York. I live in Texas. If you want to keep this up, I'll give you an address and you can come on down here and we'll discuss your hashtag in person. Thank you.

Nobody's here to talk about Daryl Hall? Just me? Okay.

False flag?

Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

This isn't a dig at you, just a statement of the obvious - lots of us look at how Obama is treated by Conservatives and the media NOW and feel great shame.

I have always suspected that all of Yoko Ono's weird tweets really just mean the same thing in Yoko Speak:

Well we have to realize that we created this monster. The Patriot ACT gave them more power and we started teaching them to think that they were Heroes and to be suspect of everyone else sense they could be terrorists. We taught them well and now we are amazed that they have turned paranoid and nasty. …