It's like Lord of the Rings Return of the King winning 11 Academy Awards. It probably wasn't the best movie (at least in terms of the tear-jerking, Oscar-bait stuff that normally wins), it might not even be the best LOTR movie, but it was a culmination of what was accomplished over the entire series of movies. That's…

At least it didn't happen in Tennessee. The deceased would be tried and imprisoned.

I always thought the McDonald's Moon Man was just Studio 54's, after a couple of trips to rehab.

On the topic of cap space, I have repurposed a game-worn Bruce Bochy Giants lid into a lovely 2 bedroom plus den with a 440 sq. foot balcony, walk-in closets and en suite laundry. Asking $1800/month OBO.

I fucking love having a semi-relevant excuse to post this.

Here's the dumb source of anything close to this-
Event organizers/Stadium management come up with a cute plan to treat the public like cattle and turn their stadium into a model of efficiency, safety, and maximization of revenue by:
1. Trying to direct the overall traffic flow by modifying the number and type of…

I've noticed lately that police behavior in crowds or public spaces most closely resembles white blood cells attacking infectious organisms. It's not supposed to be like that, right?

Well, Jayson, I hope the benefits of your actions outweighed the costs.

"Alright guys, you're being way too tone deaf."

Are you saying it's Schrödinger's Poop?

I would like to introduce this post as my first exhibit in the case of Sticks and Stones v. Words

This is what the police said:

the southern drawl is strong with this one

Good lord she is just a striking young woman. They're both perfect mixtures of their parents. Ignore the haters, girls. You're lovely.

Coca-Cola presents its new premium milk product:

Bought

I realize tennis players have a short shelf life, but c'mon, she was the 1-seed only 15 years ago.

Right family, wrong genus.