Right family, wrong genus.

Oxycontin

What. The. Fuck. is a civilian police force doing with battlefield weapons? I know how it happened: defense industry lobbyists. My question is who on earth thinks arming and equipping peacekeepers with this type of gear will result in anything less that the full spectrum chaos that Ferguson has descended into?

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

The same Broadcasting company owns both this Fox news affiliate and the Travel Channel the runs the show that this house will appear on.

BOOM. Ghost mystery solved.

At least they didn't kill off the minor.

Ahh.. I see you've played Scully / Screwy before. Nicely done.

You can put it on the bad-opinion boooooaaaaard......yesss!

You know what else is overrated? Ice cream, and cookies, and chocolate, and chocolate cookie ice cream, and sex with women, and men, and sex with women and men while eating chocolate cookie ice cream. Everyone likes them for BS reasons.

I was lucky to be on that team for parts of three seasons. Maverick Mayhem was more fun than any of us ever dreamed. Bing Russell was an irascible, brilliant owner with a genuine Big League heart. Thanks for spreading the word. "The Battered Bastards of Baseball" is the real deal. - Rob Nelson

I've heard it both ways.

RT @ClevelandGroundsCrew @MLB He's still shitty.

Or is it?

a tube filled with posters

"Come on, man. I'm not going to comment on that."
[Smirks with disapproval]

-Derek Jeter, upon reading Drew's commentary, hearing Minka Kelly is releasing an autobiography, seeing a Google alert for his name from TMZ, enjoying a beautiful sunset, being asked by Joe Buck how he's enjoying his last All-Star Game, watching…

He was wrong to talk about it after the fact. His intent was to offer Derek Jeter a pretty significant moment, a lead off hit in his last All-Star game in front of a national audience. But it pretty obviously ruins the moment if, after the fact, you tell reporters that you let him hit the ball. It embarrasses…

You rang?

"Billy don't walk, Billy run."

But do you have a flag?

Holy moly, if I wanna listen to two old jews endlessly kvetch at each other, I'd just get a job at Canter's