#notalldives

Counterpoint: maybe they knew he was using but couldn't act on it until they moved him down to the minors?

#Acevegazi

What the fuck is a corpration? Is that what they eat in the Marines?

-Carl Sagan

#notallasians

Impressive, but not as impressive as the fact that Brian Wilson also gave up no hits in this game as well.

Great for Kershaw, but Mattingly fell asleep at the wheel and killed his bid for a perfect game. They were up 7 in the 3rd and 8 in the 4th. Hanley is nursing an injured finger on his throwing hand to go along with the shoulder issues he was dealing with last week. What else does Mattingly have to think about in the…

"This is a big fuckin' day"

Had Moonlight Graham only been a doctor for just one day, now that would have been a tragedy.

I'd call that quite a fjords majeure.

+1 genius-ide!

I'm a Mexican, been a Kings fan since my dad bought me NHL 93' for the Genesis. And that's pretty much the look I get from many Kings fans when I go to the games. Most assume im a 2012 bandwagon jumper.

It's worth noting that Memorial Day started as a day to mourn the war dead. If anything, it's an anti-war holiday.

Not a good week for Dodgers catcher first Olivo bites off a guy's ear and now this. I think it's all part of the Butera & Tim Federowicz Conspiracy.

Dizzy and that sidearm, wow.

A tap like that is less physical than psychological in nature. It's a pathetic and insulting attempt to show Hunter that "I'm the boss, and you're my boy."" Its intent is to demean and humiliate. Norris did it because A) he is an asshole, and B) because he knows Hunter won't be able to respond the way anyone would…

Steve Howe?

I think the blonde is more excited for her giant invisible watermelon slice **LOOK HOW BIG THIS ISSSSSS....CHOMPPP!!!**

That's why I'm surprised the Giants won the World Series twice, I thought God and Cain were on bad terms.

tldr... Defending Your Life is a great, underrated movie.