Yeah, because taking political inspiration from a Wagner never turned out badly for anybody, ever.

Best part of this was Vin Scully's not-so-subtle dig at the Emmys.

The assistant groundskeeper was thrown off by the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg.

Wow I had never heard of her before. That was a deep dark Youtube chasm I just opened.

Braun's the new Palmeiro. He threatened to sue guys doing their jobs and then hammed it up for us and the media. Idiots or Bucks fans might really have bought his tale, nonetheless his too proud indignation was, and now is, a big fat nasty pill to swallow. Kemp should have won the MVP that Braun stole. He might just…

hoisted by his own bedard

Actually, it was refreshingly evenhanded with the Awkward sex. Why should straight people have all the fun?

+1 Skrimmer

But let's be fair- we know that when it comes to Pella and young men playing baseball, winning always takes a backseat to self-discovery. And sometimes awkward sex.

Bubbleboat, son.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Stu: [ knocks on door ]

Deborah,

NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED AT THE STADIUM— THE DELAY WOULD'VE BEEN DUE TO D-TRAIN WEEKNIGHT REPAIRS AND IFFY 4 SERVICE! #27Rings #AndTheLiveryCompanyStillHasntPickedUp

What's the record for most games played before the all-star break? The ASG seems about a week later than it is normally played. Kind of a random record. The Red Sox can break the team record for wins before the AS break but they've played almost 100 games already. Kind of meaningless as far as records go.

Sit down bitch.

Same stuff happened 50 years ago with Roberto Clemente. His lack of "respect" ruffled some feathers. All the (mostly white) reporters used to quote him in phonetics... I'm not saying the way he is being treated is racist, but it seems to be a cultural thing. Give the guy a break, he lived his whole in a totally…

The MRI'ed of the Yankees

That's an exciting picture, to be sure, but it's not nearly as thrilling as the front page of tomorrow's Chicago Sun-Times:

Get in. Get it done. Get it done right. Get out. – My father, Fred C. Trump— Of course, it was many years before I realized that he was saying he wished he had pulled out.