-Chapter 1, "Selection Criteria", altar boy for the Archbishop of Boston.

"He wanted me to play yesterday? Oh, that's great. Tell him I was 4 for 4 yesterday with a couple of bombs. We would have won. Tell him I said that, then come back and tell me what he says."

Behold the first single from Queeg Destroyer, "One Madman, Two ball bearings."

People forget that Montreal embraced Jackie Robinson when he played for the AAA Royals in 1946. He always spoke fondly of his time north of the border and how good the Canadian fans were to him and Rachel.

Actually, Chapman & Ricardo's relationship has been strained since Saturday, when Aroldis blew off Rickie before the game, noting "I have to go get loosey."

That's a clown catch bro

Think they use litres over there, bro.

Left Wing Beats Right Wing Into Submission; Forces Greek Bailout