sttooppppppppppp itttttttttttttt

Bloom: “Hey, Miranda. Just a head’s up. The most embarrassing photos you can imagine of me are going to be coming out. You’ve been warned”

Oooof. That shirt! The thirst!

People tell me all the time that I’m the greatest retard they’ve ever seen. They say “Donald, nobody retards better than you” and they’re right. Crooked Hillary WISHES she was as retarded as me.

Worked in bookstore as young adult.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

I don't feel like cunt is a strong enough word.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

“Standard retard.” Wow, that’s... actually more foul than the original insult, which is saying something. Trump has spent time with the reporter and absolutely knew about his physical disability. But trotting put a gradeschool word that civilized grownups haven’t used in this millennium? That’s a ridiculous new low…

Virtually everything she says makes me vomit.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

I mean, I totally get the waistband thing, and I’ve actually caught myself eyeing a couple of jumpsuits lately (WHICH ARE JUST OVERGROWN ROMPERS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE IS HOLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME), I just can’t get over the inconvenience of having to get completely undressed to go to the bathroom. Particularly when…

This is why I’m wondering if it’s something else. I work with our local autism community and I know of no parents that sent their kids away for treatment/therapy/etc. I’m wondering if it’s not something violence related, considering seeing his parents’ volatile relationship while growing up.

You don’t use AdBlock? Welcome to 2005, here’s your Sufjan Stevens album and wrist cuff watch.

Sorry to threadjack, Bobby, but I’m getting Trump ads on my Jezebel articles :(

He also started a scholarship fund for white men exclusively who wanted to attend college, took donations for this, and has still not even put up an application page.

He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.

OH MY GOD I never considered that men would have to shave around that piercing and now I feel nauseous.

Oh god. Is that a piercing in the middle of a soul patch!? That is horrible. Just, ugh. Also that hat is the worst. So much awful hair in bad places. *cat vomit noises*

Because I had to look up who he is (I still don’t know really) he’s apparently still managed by Joe Simpson. Which makes thus story more delightfully early 2000's