littlemisspeanut
Littlemisspeanut
littlemisspeanut

This Twiddles bullshit is all to take the heat off Taylor’s boob job.

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).

When I landed at JFK, my first impression is being welcomed by all of these African, or maybe Jamaican, air people that help you at the airport with your luggage. They were so kind.Welcome! I was so happy to see mixed races. In Italy, they are in the street selling gadgets.”

Man... Tonga is so poor... $6200 is an awful lot of money there. Those folks are just trying to survive.

What’s the URL? Earning power is pretty low in Tonga. Let’s help him out.

I’ma let you finish, but everybody knows this job should have gone to Samantha Bee.

Aaron Rodger and Olivia Munn are going to do a full “Jay and Beyonce ain’t goin’ to Kim’s wedding to Kanye because they ain’t here for the bullshit and Yonce only smiles and talks about clothes when forced to be around Kim in social situations because she’s not trying to give that woman juicy personal anecdotes for

Robby’s sociopathic hair did not even get wet in the shower.

I hadn’t watched any of this season (mainly because I didn’t actually realise it was being shown on TV where I am), but stumbled upon the finale tonight ( I came in when the guy who won was on a date with Jojo and she was angry he hadn’t asked her family’s permission to marry him)... My main takeaway was that the

Now for the most glorious time of year, Bachelor in Paradise.

He’s like a caricature of Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock - so full of himself and surrounded by people who keep reassuring him that he is brilliant that something like that - so painfully unfunny - is something he thinks is hilarious.

Kim looks like Prince in this photo:

The NY Times also did an article highlighting Obama’s choice to wear an American designer (Christian Siriano). It pointed out that Trump’s clothing line is manufactured not in the U.S. and that Siriano designs for lots of women who are not models. It didn’t use the word shade, though.

And Hillary Clinton has never quit on anything in her life.

More election season Shade Court! We’re looking at what could possibly be the shadiest election ever.

SHADE COURT! ‘Dis gon be good.

That was fabulous and much needed.

SHADE COURT