Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

Not surprised. Comment sections are the worst of the worst. The only good ones are here- even with some trolls getting through, this comment section here at Jezebel is an oasis of sanity and relief.

Awww so cute! Reminds me of a cooler version of myself, who went to Princess Day as...a puppy. Not as a fun a pic since you can only see one princess. Also mad turnout skills on that little Elsa-esque there.

For what it’s worth, the President and First Lady’s statement on Muhammad Ali is gorgeous and well worth reading:

Was a bit surprised to see the news of Ali’s death followed by an Instagram photo of Kesha’s butt.

I am almost completely incapable of blurbing these basket cases. I find them endlessly fascinating.

Wife Swap:White House Edition.

What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?

This has got to be one of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read. So your androgynous friend’s Premiere hack-job edit of 2001 has proven that the film is bad? Has this “fellow person” attempted to cut down The Dark Side of the Moon yet. Its such a long album, I’ll bet Fellow Person could preserve all the key riffs and…

Sorry you’re going through this. Hope you feel better soon.

I’m sorry you hurt and you’re tired.

Reduction surgery is pretty intensive but her’s was probably just a matter of swapping out implants.

Check this screencap from Barry Lyndon:

Like... is having your implants replaced with smaller implants really the same thing as a reduction? I mean I guess you could call it that, but... I think they’re pretty different.

We were talking about that yesterday. One foot on the floor and an open door. Twin beds in the Dick Van Dyke show.

I’m guessing they’ve gotten in trouble for using the term tribal.

wow.... no ones picking americana.... guess im the only american around here

Hey, don’t insult Becky B., Becki G., Beckie M., Beckki S. and Becci W. like that!

what the fuck does “Cultural Influence” even mean as it relates to swimsuits? Dear Target: everything we wear has “cultural influence”.