Yes. It should be done without a gunshot. The curtain falls, the lights go up.

i only take organic arsenic, myself.

OMG I worked with a woman who was like this. Claimed that she only fed her children organic food (or she’d say all-natural, whatever the hell THAT means, and used the terms interchangeably) because she shopped at Trader Joe’s. I told her that not everything from Trader Joe’s is organic but she wasn’t having any of…

You know those same people are using Clorox to clean their bathrooms.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

“Toxins”

I have a hang-up on too perfect teeth in unlikely/impossible settings. Like historical movies where everyone has snowy white perfectly aligned teeth. Or OITNB, apart from Pensatucky, everyone has perfect teeth. Many of them grew up in poverty and foster care, yet they scraped together thousands of dollars to get…

DID YOU KNOW JON HAMM WAS HER HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA TEACHER?!?

We have to disagree. Lilly is the best character on the show. She has maybe two or three lines each episode, but they are the razor lines.*

I think she may be pregnant. She has the look, and I’m frequently the first to guess.

that would be pretty offensive if anyone were assuming that

wow, today’s pageant children make Jonbenet look positively fresh faced and normal.

YES! This is the first one in what feels like a zillion years that I’m not mad about

I wish they were all like this. “ My cat Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry!” .

THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.

Yup. When people talk about Beyonce not having a work ethic, I like to think back to those early days when I know that Matthew was working those poor girls like dogs and Tina was cracking the whip in between sewing those outfits.

all Tinas are divine: Tina Knowles, Tina Fey, Tina Belcher, X-Tina...

In case anyone wasn’t aware:

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“I don’t know what you’re referring to with that” lmao I cannot stand this bish but I 100% respect her commitment