I still can’t believe there’s a movie coming out in which Aubrey Plaza fucks DeNiro.

Jeez, let’s hope it doesn’t hurt her career. Who knows, she may have been in the running to play Robert DeNiro’s wife in an upcoming movie.

She’s suing him for $15 million because he called her a “bitch” with “control problems.” I think we’re past the point of getting along.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

Anyone who brings trolls out of the greys deserves to be banned on the spot. They allow them because people respond to them, driving up a few clicks in the process.

You don’t see how buying a motel and specifically setting it up to allow you to watch hundreds of people having sex without their consent for over two decades and then taking creepy notes on it is different from accidentally coming across some people having sex in a forest, getting an eyeful for a few minutes, and…

“Then I stretched my neck in order to see as much as I could through the vent, nearly butting heads with Foos as I did so. Finally, I saw a naked couple spread out on the bed below, engaged in oral sex. Foos and I watched for several moments, and then Foos lifted his head and gave me a thumbs-up sign.”

I would happily pay $20 a month just to have access to US content!!!

The worst thing is I can see the titles, but they just won't play. So I am fully aware of what I'm missing. WHY.

OMG TWO WHOLE DOLL HAIRS, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO.

Hola proxy stopped working and I am mourning the loss of so many shows I took for granted and always thought would just...BE THERE.

Canadian netflix is BULLSHIT

Netflix costs $0.09 per hour of viewing

Even worse - they are blocking my American content.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

Respectful?

I’d hug Schwartz for hours. And call him my “shmoops”. And make him wear a bandana around his neck. And feed him beggin’ strips.

How much longer until we reach peak OJ? I think I’ve reached my saturation point.

INTERVIEW THEM ALL. I wish I knew you in real life, Ellie, because there is a true dearth of people in my life who want to sit and talk in depth about VPR. Ideally at the bar in SUR.

I struggle with the idea that apologies have to be accepted. And she’s very very casual about infidelity when she’s the one “infidelling”. I don’t like Ariana per se, but I do kinda get her. She came off like a jerk with the skit comedy thing (it seemed like her snit took a life of its own and she couldn’t pull back.…

Are you not entertained?