#notallrapes

Minority opinion: I find James’ taunting of Jax endlessly hilarious.

I like how it was so dark that you had to literally hold a candle next to the plate to take pictures of the food.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

How long is this con? Because if they take it all the way and have a son and name him Robert I’m going to send a christening gift.

Yeah, that’d be great if Ted Cruz wasn’t interested in slut-shaming women who use birth control or get abortions, and wasn’t interested in outlawing gay marriage. So, yeah, he has to answer that question.

“On the evening of April 4, Fox News’s Megyn Kelly asked Cruz at a Madison, Wisconsin town hall whether ‘he has ever committed adultery.’”

It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

In the late 90s we had a serial rapist in my area who used a blue light to pull women over (I cannot recall if he actually had a police uniform?) But also, my state sells old police cruisers in the surplus auction every year (also they are crown vics and ford tauruses for the most part around here, so not that hard to…

Conversely, I haven’t changed my mind about Wendy Williams

They should treat them. To an ice cream cone after their pediatrician’s appointment.

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Yikes! Being pulled over by myself at night is my number one nightmare situation with a cop. You’re completely at their mercy.

I think it’s more likely that this is a rapist cop who used a false name than a non-cop rapist who managed to steal or make a police cruiser and uniform.

That is gross!Way to keep it classy NY Daily News.

The NY Daily News also throws in this irrelevant tidbit, casually describing Alexa as “...the one-time porn starlet” and has a pic of her Instagram with her (I assume) porn name.

Mine only fits 5 and luggage...

I was a convertible skeptic before I bought my Miata. My dad had a ‘93 ragtop Camaro, and I didn’t care that much about it. It was “cool”, but that’s because it was a muscle car, not because it had the soft top.