littlemissmuffet2000
Little Miss Muffet
littlemissmuffet2000

Ugh, gators! HE WAS RIGHT THERE. All moist and pink and chompable and YOU DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A NIBBLE???? You have let down your PR man, Sterling Archer!

A reality show is not something I would think a secure relationship would do, so I would say within 18months-3 years.

I almost wish I watched CBS just so I could stop.

lol take it up with the ppl selling bagels. Tough luck finding a fresh one at that hour, let alone a cinnamon raisin one. And sorry to be the bearer of bad news but there are plenty of mediocre bagels in NYC and plenty of good bagel deserts too :(

(Heheh, I had the same kneejerk reaction. ^^ There is no excuse for shitty New York bagels! Here in California we have all the excuses in the world for their shitty fluffy attempts at rolls-with-holes, but c’mon, you’re there in the epicenter....)

The bagel was rock hard? How can you call yourselves journalists if you can’t find a place that makes a good, fresh bagel in New York City? There’s a good spot on Ave. A, around 10th or 11th, west side of the street. Your welcome.

GOOD! What a fucking shitbag. I hope he rots in jail. 

Also in that Complex tweet thread it appears she spent more time defending 6ix9ine or whatever his name is, really emphasizing her connection to him, calling him her “baby”. Just very disappointing.

On Saturday, I went to see Neko Case. There were a larger number of Children than one normally sees at a bar show. One of these was a girl of about eleven or twelve. Case’s opening act was Thao Nguyen (Thao of The Get Down Stay Down). She is a very awesome rocker who spits, snarls and howls while accompanying

I mean she discussed Kylie and Travis’ child, claiming that Travis basically used his child as a prop for album sales. So yeah, actually, you WILL discuss someone’s child, Nicki.

1) DO NOT assume any Dem will flip any district/state seat, ever, before the election results are in. Complacency is how we got into this dumpster fire.

That time he tried to breathe out of water:

It’s not just that he fails to be likable. It’s that he fails to even come off as a human being, at all. If Lizard People are trying to take over the earth they aren’t doing a very good job at it.

He looks like a chunk of Silly Putty that shops at JC Penney.

I’d rather watch “Leave it to Lamas” instead of this trash.

The camembert is good too, except it would be better as a snack before, you know, an actual meal.

I’m no doctor but I’m going to make a bold statement: I’m not sure that this diet has a healthy amount of calories in it. There. I said it. I know, that’s a controversial view.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, shot from above, lying prostate in a teddy

You find...her EYES...off-putting? Lord.

Its important to keep a spare around.