Ghosts cause autism. 

It’s easy to enforce. First, determine if the mother is brown. Second, convict her. 

Call your representatives. Volunteer on campaigns. Ask everyone you know if they are registered to vote. Repeat.

...Mot to mention an employer who actually recognizes depression as an illness. 

Yes, especially right now-- This is definitely what the president should be spending his time on.

...And even people who know what they are doing go out of business, all the time. 

Let’s break down the math there. $15 for two hours, with at least two “au pairs” working. You need to have a fairly high volume of kids to pay your sitters anything above minimum wage. Or, you take that area as a loss and depend on the restaurant margins covering the difference (which, given how hard it is to turn a…

Some grocery stores in my area have them, they are just tucked away so you may not know it’s there. 

Well said.

It can be both-- she may be struggling, but she may be choosing rehab as a place to hide from consequences. 

Bunnie are cute until you constantly find yourself interrupting bunny orgies in your backyard all spring long.

This. Why is she a thing?

That gave me the tinglies. My name is now Lit-tle Miss Muffet. 

Agreed. But didn’t he just get busted for drugs? Makes me worry about him as a match for Demi...

Every time Tebow has an impure thought, he adds a punctuation mark as penance. 

I don’t want you to be sad Bobby, but I’m pretty sure Meghan’s dad had a lot of chances to be a better father before getting shunned. He basically admits that he got cut off from her because he profited off of her private business (and still does). If she spoke to him now, it would be 24 hours before Dad sold the…

Did anyone else look at this picture and then try to remember what role Keegan-Michael Key played on Downton?

What else are you doing that you think the rest of us are not? Is it possible that we’re using parody IN ADDITION to other strategies?

I heard that the mechanic took the mommy woodchuck and put her in a cage as punishment for moving into the car to escape coyotes. They sent the baby woodchucks to Arizona where they would be held in separate cages until the mommy woodchuck agreed to be deported.

1. I did not know that Curb Your Enthusiam was still a thing.