I went and found my password just to give this a star. Also, apropos of nothing to do with basketball, for at least 15 years I thought he was singing, “the sun and air,” which makes about 5% as much sense, but doesn’t necessarily dismiss with Moz.

I really thought the Knicks would slip into the top two just so they could draft him and watch as the city burns to the ground.

Rooting for the C’s to pick Ball and have his dad stonewall the deal

damn, someone hand this guy the key to the city

Gordon Hayward in a Maroon 5 haircut playing in front 15,000 extras from the set of Village of the Damned. 

On the scale of literary unforgivable acts by children, I’d give it a 7 or 8 where Briony Tallis in Atonement is of course a 10.  

All for a fucking Kia?

Drew obviously wasn’t in California a lot in the 1990s and early 2000s, because he would have heard these songs a lot:

We could send Richard Sherman. Same people hate both of them about equally.

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

[reads word “songhazi”]

I found a higher res version

Zika Field.

I’ve often said the only thing missing from the Fedex field experience is a dedicated mosquito preserve on premises.

Trump response will probably along the lines of “none of the women in the ad are attractive.”

LeBron James should really stick to subtweeting.

We don’t need no stinkin’ traffic lights.

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

Bear Friday is the only thing that keeps me from attempting to press my bosses face into the paper shredder at the end of every week. Such majestic, powerful beasts.

I was reading your argument and doing a good job of being unbiased and logical, and then you said “pumpkin pie is awesome” and I knew you were some kind of criminal maniac. I’ll be working with law enforcement to track you down and find non-abusive homes for your kids. Thanks in advance for making this as stress-free…