The staged NK photos are simultaneously hysterical and terrifying.

When I hear about total solar eclipses, I always think of King’s description in Dolores Claiborne. That one occurred in Maine on July 20, 1963. Added bonuses: Murder, justice, and badass bitches!

Mine too!

As an adult, and a woman, being directed while backing up simply infuriates me. It happens frequently. I know how much room I have, asshole!

Seeing KD smile is... odd.

I’ve been using my boyfriend’s and I love it! Soaps and deodorants for men smell far better.

Poirot aside, Branagh will always be my favorite Hamlet. Cher Horowitz does not approve.

The Sea Bug still haunts me to this day.

The parents should have left the disciplining to J. Walter Weatherman.

The flavor is very pronounced if you add too much but it’s ironic how the subtlety is taken for granted if none is added. Bay leaf FTW.

The irony is that Leo is getting dibs and the rest are just roadies. “Posse” my ass.

Lila is too embarrassed to have her furry Rubenesque figure shown. She won't mind the diet.

“Too Close” has gotten the most boners during any age, hands down.