Whoa. I mean, I know better than to fuck with Diamond Joe, but I need burn cream for myself after reading that.

Is there a third option, perhaps mass suicide?

I somehow find wolf pack more offensive, prob bc of all the awful alpha/beta associations PUA’s have created. At least pussy posse is honest.

I think he just wanted to see if we read all the way to the end.

Finally, a review of my favorite sandwich.

I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

OSCARS, RANKED;

“Engman feels that she might be a victim of class envy”

Bernie is too busy fighting the good fight to be bothered with parts of speech. In fact, Bernie is so active that the only part of speech he knows is the verb.

Hold the tzatziki.

I had some moron throw coins at my car once while I was driving. I responded by throwing a brick at his car. He seemed to have ran out of coins after that.

So he kisses Papa John and gives a shout out to Budweiser, I am surprised he did not get carried to the stage by a fleet of Nationwide agents.

Pretty sure Newton’s law dictates that everything falls back to earth.

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

He's like the NFL equivalent of Shia Labeouf

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

I was out one night with some buddies when a couple of girls walk in the bar. My friend decides he wants to pursue on of the ladies and I agreed to wingman with the other one. Neither one was bad looking and they agreed to let us buy them shots. They chose Tequila, I’ll tell you right now, Tequila does not settle well…

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

I wish there was an offshoot, somewhere in the Gawker suite of blogs, that we could all talk about people being terrible to food-service workers. I think it would be a pretty good idea if we had a place like that, I tell you what.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()