...but enough about the Trumps!

I love how the “story” is that so many people cared what the name was, and had never heard the name “Liam,” so she did a public service and explained so we wouldn’t lose sleep. Imagine the bafflement if she named the baby “Bill.” “How do you get ‘Bill’ from ‘William’?”

I am o% surprised that Lauren Conrad would pick one of the most common baby names out there for her child. Despite any teenage bar-hopping antics she was always destined to become a mommy blogger-esque (even if she never starts a blog) type who only wear pastels and lives in a very white house in her 30's. Good for…

Yikes! I read the linked article and had forgotten that the “19 year old” just got out of a “4 year relationship” with Tyga. What sort of fucked up math are we doing that makes any of that ok? He started dating her when she was 15?!? WTF Kris Jenner? I know you pimp out your kids, but that is not acceptable (clutches…

This kind of drama should be over after high school.

All of these people, including their SOs, would be exhausting to spend more than 2 minutes with.

This is my boyfriend, Gus Kenworthy:

lamé?

Maybe they’ll take a page from USA Gymnastics since they didn’t seem to freak out about Aly doing the issue or her and Simone doing SI, like, right after Rio.

Wow, the NSFW shots are utterly amazing.

I clicked it too. Fucking bamboozled.

I mean, the obvious “reason” behind it is that nobody has given either of them a single thought in a year.

Should have added an ‘me’ on the end of that tatt.

But you missed the best part: They’re doing a song with Iggy Pop!

From the ‘JezSpin After Dark’ Desk: ESPN’s 2017 Body Issue went live today and here are the only SFW shots that I can put up here (Here’s a NSFW selection for those interested)

In a clique it’s not about who actually likes whom.

This kind of drama should be over after high school. I feel like Taylor would be EXHAUSTING to be friends with. This “squad” business is such mean girl cliquey bullshit.

Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks

“Some, like Buzzfeed, have interpreted this renewed alliance as shade.”