IDK get a leather jacket.

Is it naive of me to think that Azalea didn’t actually mean it in the shady way? In context of the quote, it sounds to me like she’s using it straight i.e. “She and I are not familiar with one another as human beings, vs. “She’s not famous enough for me to know who she is.”

ok i loved that jlaw moment. i’m cracking up.

They have a little cap you can place over the pee strip so it’s sanitary. But you have to have really good aim, because that strip is tiny.

I do love the idea of normal person wooing includes hours long dates in Paris. I’m a normal person, and tbh, I’m happy when someone takes me to a bar that isn’t a chain...

An idiot who thinks the best female player is a worse player than SEVEN HUNDRED of the best male players. SEVEN HUNDRED. So, a sexist idiot.

Yeah...no. To say that the best female tennis player in the world would rank behind the 701st best male player in the world is sexist nonsensical bullshit. Just idiotic.

And she’s basically fluent in French. But damsel and distress it is because reasons.

You missed the best part of the rom-com story! He proposed at the same table he met her at and there was a plastic rat on the table. Ca-ute!!!

Ha. Every step of parenthood is grosser and grosser. That’s just the appetizer. I kissed my wife’s pregnancy test. That’s not even close to the grossest thing I’ve been involved with and that’s just during pregnancy.

No. Because while women are allowed to be pregnant if they posed her differently and she accidentally just looked fat (the audacity!), it would confuse the audience.

The article gives a lot of deets about how her pregnancy affected her tennis: I didn’t realize how pregnant Serena was at the Australian Open—she was actually 7-8 weeks along when the tourney started! The pregnancy was already wreaking havoc on her tennis play in matches and practice prior to the AO (breasts swelling,…

I went to the Women’s March 7.5 months pregnant with a wee sign on my belly. Every time someone stopped to take my picture they demanded that I put my hand on my belly. It’s the “Blue Steel” of pregnancy shots.

Me too, because I bough a 50-pack of the tests that are just the strip, no plastic casing, because they’re WAAAAY cheaper. But honestly, handing your partner something you peed on not 5 minutes before is really good practice for all the weird, intimate, gross bodily stuff that lies ahead during pregnancy and having a…

“Ohanian eventually wooed her by treating her not like a famous person, but a regular person, taking her on an hours-long date in Paris”

Serena placing her faith in Alexis because he was a tried-and-true traveler

Serena is gorgeous, but are pregnant woman ever allowed a different pose?

They both seem too nice and normal. Except for that whole “hey can you just fly immediately to Australia for a day?”

And she has to deal with this crap:

She handed him a paper bag with the six positive pregnancy tests.