So how did they react when they found out that Trump was President of the United States?

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

Yes, if you’d had the opportunity of a different name, history, body and personality. But science failed you.

I think you mean moved on her like a bitch.

Salma Hayek...and his first move was to have the National Enquirer print a story saying he didn’t want to date her because she’s short (wtf). Then he called her to let her know that was fake news and that he’d be happy to date her. 

I kind of imagine a science fiction where a time-travelling future Emma Thompson arrives back in 1998, and explains what happens. And Emma Thompson in her British way stiffens her upper lip, marches to the dinner date, and then devotes the next 20 years keeping Donald leashed and locked up in a wardrobe to save…

He famously went after Princess Di after her divorce.

He’s likely done with with a large number of actresses.

His rants about women leaving BigLaw jobs after getting pregnant cinched it for me. Anyone that blinkered to the many fairly obvious reasons why women might not return to high-level jobs after childbirth OTHER than “mooching lying ladies scamming for their kids and taking men’s jobs for kicks” shouldn’t be in…

If marrying him would prevent him from running as POTUS in the future, then her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

So he’s a more obnoxious Ron Burgundy?

Shit, this is too much for me to remember. Fortunately, these guys have started a list of all the things that women should and should not be getting up to:

i just imagined a world where Emma Thompson said yes and my entire existence is shaken to its core

Also, I don’t want women to have abortions.

This dude is only 2 years older than I am and he speaks like he just got home from a play date with Wally and the Beav. I have never said “golly” in my entire life.

A few weeks ago I went to see Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg speak at an event in DC. (Remind me to tell you sometime how I almost didn’t get in because of my empty bag, it was insane.)

Anyway, it was moderated by Nina Totenberg of NPR and she asked Justice Ginsburg about Gorsuch. The Notorious RBG paused for a long…

Yes, this. Employees are offered healthcare as part of compensation. For instance, when I was given my “compensation package” at my last job, it included my insurance costs, 401k matching, etc. So while my actual paycheck was X, my total compensation was Y. And not covering birth control under that insurance plan…

Should a Jehovah’s witness boss be able to not cover blood transfusions?

He’s a big asshole. Even if he wasn’t against abortion, the frozen trucker case reveals a lot about him.

Well employer provided health insurance is generally considered part of your compensation. So I might frame the two as “the right to decide how to use your paycheck” vs “an employer’s right to decide how employees use their paychecks”.