Because you’re not allowed to play skeeball at Chuck E Cheese unless you’re there with a kid.

Why is anyone at Dave and Busters, that place is disgusting.

Basically why I don’t go for the Brazilian wax

Actual sex conversation in our house:

I’m with you in spirit but for one minute can we just have something cute and not terrifying to watch or read PLEASE?!?!?! Just for one goddamn minute.

Aaaaand today I learned what raccoons look like under their fur!

I...did not need to know what a bald raccoon looked like.

Trump is already drafting an executive order that all zoos feature animals that look like this or their funding is cut.

I feel like I need to mail it a sweater.

Because she should further complicate things by trying to explain homosexuality and gay sex to a THREE-YEAR-OLD.

How interesting...

Let’s search for what we can twist around to be angry over today!

her child had asked her where babies came from:

This is like when I tried and failed to convince my then maybe 10 year old brother that Bill Clinton had not, in fact, bitten off Monica Lewinsky’s lip. Pretty sure it was a mistranslation of oral sex.

I’ve watched every episode and this is the best descriptor of Louis Litt I have ever seen.

Maybe someone told him that he gave her a “pounding,” and that’s what his kid brain translated it to?

I feel like maybe someone used the term “beat off” and the kid took the term literally and mushed it together with the other sex info he had?