Joined by Adele Dazeem

I was hoping against hope for a Deadpool nomination. The Academy Awards suck.

Amy Adams is Arrival. She’s brilliant. She’s been brilliant since Enchanted. Watching her spin around on the Oscar stage in a Disney Princess dress pretending to sing to fake birds I thought to myself, “That is a mother fucking STAR”. She’s consistently held her own or been the highlight of films, matching Meryl…

I can’t believe they snubbed Hidden Fences.

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I am convinced the Academy members are just super jealous of Deadpool’s success.

That speaks pretty loudly for 2016: the year that was.

Academy Award-nominated film Suicide Squad

Maaaan, when has it NOT been the age of the manchild? I’m pushing 50 & am still waiting for those motherfuckers to go out of fashion. Tick tock....

In 2012 (?) and always:

Don’t worry, mine’s not that ornate

if you are rubbing an ornate gilded bottle while you say this, you are part of the problem.

TBF, doing shitty things without apologizing is basically his #brand. If he started doing decent things, who would he even be?

“Chris Brown shows he is the Trump of the music industry”

Leaving and going where? What country will have you? Cuba? Other than North Korea it’s the only one that’s been sheltered from him all these years. They’ll be in for fanshock once they get to witness the full of his assitude.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

I wish Chris Brown would go away

Maybe he can’t catch a break because of all the shitty things he continues to do without apologizing.

What is with the popularity of spider lashes? I watch way too much idiotic reality tv and eventually the ladies on WAGS are just going to show up with pipe cleaners on their eyes.

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