It did perhaps only include 2000 of her own words though.

This is pointlessly, offensively wasteful. If you don’t have the dexterity to cut an avocado, how are you going to manage to get into the package? And why do you want more packaging?

Aw man, remember the last time you happened upon a group of cows out in nature and just got yourself down there under an udder for some refreshment? Good times. Good times.

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?

If you lack the strength and dexterity to cut through an avocado skin, I seriously doubt you’re going to be able to open this packaging.

Usually I agree with you but they already sell peeled, sliced cow:

That only comes after the milk has been milked, homogenized and past your eyes. There are a few more steps from moo cow to the dairy cooler than picking the avocado and packaging it.

My brain hurts from your comment.

Milk doesn’t come pre-packaged unless you were thinking of shipping cows to homes.

That’s the joke.

But it left her computer monitor a goddamn mess.

Do you remember how hard it was to cut and paste back then? You had to use Elmer’s glue, round scissors, magazines, sometimes even newspapers. I admire her for putting in so much more effort to cheat than it would have ever been to do it on the level. To do that for 2000 words is goddam heroic.

Flynn said in a statement, “The NSC will miss the opportunity to have Monica Crowley as part of our team. We wish her all the best in her future.”

Crowley issued the following statement:

If you click through to the linked article, the dissertation was written in 2000. I think that’s where the number came from. Later in the article, it says

And even more bad news: the Bruce Springsteen cover band dropped out.

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

Wait - her Ph.D. dissertation was only 2,000 words long? That seems...really really short.

I think it would have been really hard for them to keep touring AND run the government in Washington DC.