littlekingtrashmouth
LittleKingTrashmouth
littlekingtrashmouth

Yeah, I clicked the link thinking “nope” and then I saw the picture and I was like, “oh, maybe...” What have you done to me, Matt Damon’s ponytail?

And if another bucket is coming down the pike, don't forget to flag it for folks!

Omg I've never heard that one. Terrible!

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Steve Martin’s character in Baby Mama come to life.

LOL. I despise corporate-speak. Unfortunately for me, it has now synergized its way into the non-profit world, so there is no escape.

What is with the silos?? And BUCKETS. So many goddamn buckets.

Ok, I was just over on GT saying that collecting and repeating terrible stories is an obnoxious behavior of mine, BUT WHAT IF it’s actually a public service, because instead of telling boring stories about my boring life, I tell disturbing stories about cruise ship murders and the guy who got bubonic plague from his

I did this too! Usually I’m an etiquette stickler but I was like, “Screw you, Miss Manners, I’m writing the woman’s name, too!” It was very satisfying.

Lightning = cat rave

Whoa. That is beautiful and terrifying.

Haha that would be awesome! But I think they got sent to some conference room in an adjacent office building.

Yeah, it was ridiculous! I was convinced I was going to see a car crash out my window because people were still driving around. Thankfully my dog isn’t afraid of thunder, otherwise we would have been in for a loooong night.

The storm last night was CRAZY. Thunder woke me up at 1 am, but somehow my husband and dog slept through the whole thing. Poor Girl Scouts! I hope they get another chance to camp out on the lawn. Also, Barack and Michelle goofing around together is the best.

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A classic:

I’m no social scientist—and I know that correlation does not equal causation

That is insane, and yet completely believable coming from a SYTTD: Atlanta bride. (Also, wtf is a Bridal Bible?! It sounds terrifying.)