littlekingtrashmouth
LittleKingTrashmouth
littlekingtrashmouth

I'm a total Linda. Unashamed.

Tina was originally supposed to be a boy! I think that's part of why she's such an awesome character, because she wasn't written with all the stupid stereotypes of what girls are like, and she's allowed to be a weird kid just being herself.

The fact that Lindsay Lohan can afford a vacation to French Polynesia and I can't even afford a vacation to American Florida is proof that there is no justice in the world.

Woohoo! Male body party!

That's what I was thinking, too. If your kids are young enough to receive Play-Doh as a gift, they probably have no clue what a penis looks like, and you're the one ruining Christmas* by snatching presents out of your child's hands.

Alan Rickman is on it, never fear.

My friend and I were watching City of Angels, and her dad walked in during a very tame sex scene and yelled to her mom, "The girls are watching porn!" We were 11 years old at the time, and very mortified, but it was probably hilarious from his perspective.

My school went the opposite direction - they edited out the nudity in Schindler's List.

I cried during the proposal and the wedding ceremony! But I also cry at particularly touching credit card commercials and every Lifetime movie ever made, so...

I love the concerned dog in the sweater who sticks his head under the guy's leg (at 1:50), like, "What seems to be the problem, ma'am? Is this guy bothering you?"

Whoa nelly. Don't confuse good old American sarcasm for a "strong reaction." Saying "because freedom!" is a joke response to basically any question about why Americans do xyz; it doesn't indicate that the people responding to you are angry, ethnocentric, or stupid.

"When I first got married some of my girlfriends said, 'You never have to work now – you married a basketball player'"

Those are AMAZING. Wear them!

Oh dear. I read "bonded" as "boned," and got VERY confused and grossed out.

Most awkward wedding kiss ever? Rod Stewart hair guy is trying to slip in some tongue, but the new hubby is NOT FEELING IT. #marriageincrisis

oops, sorry - I meant to reply to AllTheFish! Yeah, there was probably some miscommunication along the line. I know messianic Jews have some Christian practices, but I've never heard of this being an evangelical practice, and it's definitely not a Jewish practice. Not letting any menstruating woman touch your food is

I honestly don't know much about her, but I think she has her own music career...? Bringing you out of the grays so hopefully someone will enlighten us both!

Yeah, a bunch of people are saying that her taxes are probably more complicated, which I get. Not trying to pick on Solange, it just seems like we're always hearing about wealthy people who are in arrears on their taxes, and it both confuses and annoys me.

What is it with absurdly rich people not paying their taxes?? I have no money, and yet I always pay my taxes because I am an honest person and a law-abiding citizen who believes in paying for my share of government services (also I don't want to get put in a secret IRS prison!!!).

The system at my job printed "POS customer" on every receipt, and often it was totally correct.