I try not to pass over the jokes when there’s a latke of ‘em to choose from.

I came here for this joke. I’m leaven satisfied.

This. Don’t be that person or group of people that gets off the train and stops immediately to regroup. Japan’s flow of people is based on efficiency and that backs it up, especially during rush hour. Exit the train, follow the flow of traffic until you can step aside, then regroup and plan. Same goes for getting on…

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I think the only advice I would give someone coming to Japan is just don’t get in the way. There is a flow to the way things move. For example, don’t stand right in front of the train or elevator doors waiting for them to open to get on, wait to the side and let the people in/on out first. You will see how people…

Google ‘college humor prank war’ to see a series of similar pranks that were absolutely brutal and yet mostly genius. 

No, it implies that Cain had to lower the chair so his feet would reach the ground instead of dangling like a little kid’s.

Damn, that joke left a mark.

It’s obviously staged.  The Deadspin crew is typically too credulous to fall for stuff like this but I guess this one went over their heads.

Bomani should have chanted “You will not replace me!” so Will Cain could feel the full crossburn. 

He would have liked to laugh it all off, but he wasn’t abel.

“The chair is lower” was pure fire.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

Yeah, but you can’t tie your child’s hair to your hand.

Mt Everest has the same problem, except also with dead bodies.

USA Today reports that Alaska’s Denali, the tallest mountain in North America, beholds 66 tons of frozen human shit left behind by decades worth of hikers.

The one thing that pisses me off about the current “look” of the internet these days is that every fucking website has a “Don’t walk into the light” bright-ass white background. Add some color, bitches!!!

Neither call is nearly as bad as the Warriors Twitter accounts say they are, but regardless, no call would justify how much of a gigantic asshole Curry comes off as there.

You mention how in BP the Rhinos are smart enough to recognize the human hierarchy, stopping its charge against Okoye. I thought it actually stopped because it was her beloved’s Rhino, with whom she had much interaction and built a bond with. Basically, the Rhino was just fond enough of her to not cause her any harm,…

If you’re at the airport and your WOW Airlines plane is still there, board it. You own it now. If you don’t know how to fly a plane, grab whatever you can carry: snacks, beverages, seat cushions, oxygen masks, etc. These items belong to you. Someone at the airport might try to stop you, claiming that these things…