You missed my favorite thing about the Tokyo subway that makes it easier to use - numbered stops. You don’t need to know the name of the last stop in either direction to figure out which train to get on, you only need to know whether it is an increasing or decreasing number.  Check it out, numbers increase in one…

No

I mean... maybe if you’re only eating bagels for the cream cheese.

I’m shocked!  Shocked! To learn there is gambling in this establishment!

Avenatti allegedly lowered his price to $22.5 million to get rid of it in “one fell swoop.”

Even if you have never seen how three dots are arranged on a die, you must surely know that it would be the same arrangement on both dice!

But... the threes? How can you position the pips two different ways? 

Because he had to work the design over the BBB logo that is still visible. Good idea, poorly executed. The better play would have been not to tattoo your dad’s dumbass Clip Art logo in the first place. 

He never did get a square deal from BBB.

Shuttering BBB?

“Oh, snap.”
—Joe Thiesmann

Griffen was given the option to read the complaint and pass it along to his lawyers, but he decided to run instead.

This is unbelievably believable

Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.

I suppose there’s some merit to this. I went from being an amphetamine addict to just having a caffeine problem. Substitution can be healthy!

Hot take: black coffee is the best.

A) you earned that damn star

You mean like THIS Guggenheim?

Ah. The classic “I can name two old things but none of the new ones so the old stuff must be better” gambit. Good luck with that.

CAD and the like bled the artistry out of the field.