As I read your reply, I was thinking in what alternate universe is Serge Ibaka afraid of JJ Barea. Good times

...shows just how quickly Ibaka went Serged from 0 to 100, and really...

Why is anyone surprised? One of those teams is Canadian.
I’m surprised a hockey game breaking out at one of these things doesn’t happen more often.

I know I don’t have a beef with it.

OH MY GOD FINALLY! Someone that gets it. Stop trying to make veggies into meat. STOP IT! FOR ALL IS GOOD AND HOLY IN THIS WORLD! Just eat the damn veggies.

Amen to this. (See also: soy and nut “milks”) I am a meat-eater also but the vegan/vegetarian restaurants I love best just make good veggie dishes and don’t try to imitate meat dishes or approximate non-dairy “cheese” (shudder).

I don’t have a stake in this argument.

Totally, man. What’s with all these words when the entire article could have just read “Raiders acquire Antonio Brown for 3rd and 5th round draft picks, immediately sign him to three-year contract with $30 million guaranteed.” If I wanted more information than I can get from the “transactions” section of the sports…

Not so fast...... That worked for Al Davis for literally decades.

No, this is a living corpse.

This would be fun if David Carr wasn't a living corpse.

But...isn’t that exactly what he did?

I guess I can see how the foot turn might be accidental (although Verbal Kint successfully faked a turned-out foot for years). But the way the 7-foot, 280-pound man left his feet when Russ bumped him has me convinced that it was all an elaborate ruse to try to exact revenge on his enemy.

“Real skiddish Toombs.”

They didn't even offer you a chill pill? Fucking assholes.

Suffering from anxiety the worst thing I was always told was, “Hey, just relax, man.”

“Should’ve taken the money, Toombs”

The money quote from Riddick:

My kid asked why we don’t have an Elf and we said to him - “Santa has a computer now. Mommy and daddy just send Santa an email every week with a report.”

Fuck this noise. Elf on the shelf is creepy as hell and these “traditions” are worthless, in fact they’re worse than worthless. There are plenty of ways to make life magical that don’t include creepy as fuck surveillance and that much work. It’s not fun to be beholden to bullshit.