Only One Man could turn this team around.

+1 custard

The team announced that offensive coordinator Joe Philbin will serve as the interim head coach for the remainder of the season.

They’re going to win five super bowls in a row now. 

If the offer was fair

Pfft. Bet you would also coach the Lakers, too.

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

Honestly he's probably a better coach than Mike McCarthy. 

Andy Reid would have won 7 super bowls with Aaron Rodgers.  Reid coaches first 56 minutes. Lets Rodgers coach last 4.  Also, eskimo initials. 

But McCarthy had recently shown an inability to elevate his team to heights that upper management anyone who’s ever seen Aaron Rodgers play football deemed acceptable.

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

As a Packers owner, I’m glad to see my calls on social media for his ouster were immediately heeded

I’m available. I’ll let Aaron call the plays.

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

You know, considering that both the Bears and the Vikings lost today, if the Packers had won out they might actually have been able to make the postseason. The fact that they didn’t, and lost to the Cardinals of all teams to kick it off, is probably what made the front office do this now as opposed to at the end of…

Thanks for the Championship, but it was time for MM to go. In fact, he should have been gone 3-4 years ago.

Which honestly would be true if they didn’t try to portray themselves as the fourth branch of the US Government when it comes to player discipline. It is better not to have a policy than to have a policy and not to follow it.

You can imagine how surprised I am after the meticulous way the NFL has handled every other investigation.

Counterpoint - You will still need nutrients to survive no matter how many cravings you avoid by eating water.