There’s a LOT of confusion about which plants are what in this family in English it seems, but yeah - the scallions they have above are definitely not at any point going to grow into onion onions.  

Korean pancakes y’all! Use a LOT of green onions vs. batter but brown the shit out of them - those green onions. Then serve them with “sauce.” (I have my own recipe.) I also make a few ban chan sides/salads and sear some sea scallops or fresh shrimp to up the protein and it’s a complete meal. My adult children…

Chives are nothing like green onions. They taste nothing alike.

You underestimate how much I use scallions, Kate.

scallions are young onions, harvested before the bulb has formed

None of these alliums are interchangeable and have their own flavor and texture profiles. I’m Asian American and regularly use scallions in fried rice and other stirfries as well as a garnish on soups, etc. - leeks, chives, shallots, etc. would not be the same in those recipes just as scallions would not work in my…

Yeah, but the flavors and textures are so different. It depends on application for me as to when I use which.

Yes I am. You don’t know me.

Wait, why? Why not just dice em up and call it good? I’ve never seen anyone split them down the middle for any reason.

Maybe Baker is just upset that Hue got to leave the Browns?

“Baker/ Bengal bickering blows up into bounteous beef.”

I think human beings are complex. I think human beings will say things that they regret, and I think human beings will do things that they aren’t proud of. I think society influences human beings and I think that that influence will often cause other human beings to judge others based on one the one or two actions…

Your mistake lies in assuming that Al Davis died.

We can’t let the rubbish run the dump, though.

Stu is that you?

Resist the temptation to get sloppy drunk at the office party. But hang around, because they usually turn into such a display of debauchery it would make Bacchus proud.

At the office holiday party, drink three alcoholic beverages.

Alternatively, drink a few while you kibbitz with your coworkers, then slam a bunch of hard booze right before you leave and meet your buds at a bar. That way, your company is paying for you to get wasted, but your drunken antics aren’t displayed for you to regret back at work. 

Yeah. I eventually came to really understand that the kids get up at the same time no matter what time I, or they, go to bed. So I may as well lean into that and just get some sleep.