Voldemark Davis is now a strong consideration for my trivia team name tonight.

Plus if you only own 2% (This goddman guy and his branding), you really need to be an incomparable asshole to really compete with a majority owner.

Let me the first to say that I did not notice a difference.

I feel like Mark Davis could decide to have his nose removed and no one would notice for weeks.

“I’m Charlie Weis, and I approve this message.”

Nobody tell him the KU plays on fake grass! Let’s see how many seasons it is until he figures it out for himself.

DUCK FAT, BACON GREASE - go nuts people.

roux!

Bacon fat. 

You know you have a shitty program and coach when I’m rooting for the team that literally killed a kid this year to beat you.

Inevitably the popes get clogged

I don’t know of anyone serving ground turkey for Thanksgiving.

Don’t throw it out. Return and get your money back. Stores will do this.

Nothing, I just don't see their utility in knocking back a slug of inexpertly blended whiskey.

How the salmonella stole Thanksgiving :(

An experience you might have going to college in Appalachia is setting down your beer and picking up someone’s dip-spit bottle instead.

And you just blend different whiskey/whisky styles, willy-nilly? Interesting...

I used to knock my cigarette ashes into a can of Miller Lite if there wasn't an ashtray available. This is pretty much the same thing.

Dear Mr. Pedantic,