Cooking stuffing in the turkey ends up in either an over-cooked turkey or temperature-unsafe stuffing anyway.

We put gravy in bowls and use a small ladle to serve it.

Yeah, I just find the clippy to be more convenient and accurate but I play all bendy and have to retune my fucking B and G strings constantly on one of my guitars (Gibson will never make a guitar that holds tune. I suspect it’s an attempt to get people to buy those goddamned robot tuner things). 

There are several things on that list that I would want to spend more than $20 on. Backpack, rice cooker, and phone charger all stick out for me. 

A couple of drinks at the sluttiest bar I know.  Even the condoms are free there so you go home with a guy and change in your pocket.

From the list, a Korg tuner.

Bullshit. Other than a couple questionable excerpts where it seems like she might be somewhat paranoid about the whole situation, this just reads like somebody with weak writing abilities writing down details in a pseudo-clinical way. It’s almost entirely intelligible.

Is your residency based on where you live at time of drawing or time of claim? In other words, can I move to California after I won to avoid taxes?

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

I’m fairly confident “a guy coming out of the stands to play emergency quarterback” is Trevor Siemian’s NFL origin story.

More than skating, stick handling and learning how to read plays develop at lightning speed on the ice, if Ramsey really wants to play in the NHL he would have to train himself to speak robotically in platitudes first.

“This world class athlete could never crack the NHL” say players in league that has accountants come in to play emergency goalie.

...while Blues winger Vladimir Tarasenko said Ramsey’s boast “de-classes our sport.”

It is no more literally a poison than the dish soap you keep under your sink. Its method of action is specific to enzymes in plants, for starters. Yes, if you drown yourself in it you'll probably have an issue, but that's true of most things. 

Usually you start by exposing mammals to certain amounts and see what happens within the next xyz days, weeks, months. There are ways to estimate toxicity in humans using rats, pigs, dogs, cattle, etc. It at least gives you a fuzzy picture, which is usually good enough to get a range of how bad it may or may not be.

But if you look at the actual research on roundup, most lab animals showed NO negative chronic, carcinogenic, nor mutagenic results along with an astronomical LD50. And this wasn’t from some shill study, it was from Cornell, U of Michigan, Oregon State, and U C Davis.

“Clicks=Good” is essentially the danger of the democratization of information (i.e. social media) distilled to the shortest possible explanation.

Roundup is NOT GMO, it’s a chemical that kills plants. It can be used in tandem with GMO crops, such that those with a particular gene that has been introduced to the plant won’t be killed by Roundup (glyphosate). What that meant is that farmers could spray the whole field and only kill weeds, not their main crop.

You are certainly not a farmer, you’re some sort of activist.

Because it doesn’t hurt you in the least. That’s like saying “why would you ever go into a swimming pool if it had 1 grain of sand in it, when you can go to this other pool with 0 grains of sand”. Because it doesn’t matter. You’d have to eat about 10,000 bowls of cereal a day to even notice any possible affect from…