Blazers trade 2 2nd rounders, Evan Turner, and Meyers Leonard (that’s roughly $27M) who says no?

Get your teeth whitened.

Hang out with pale people.

Certainly better odds than getting a pass FROM Anthony.

He needs to focus more on trying not to get his ass kicked by Beto O’Rourke in November.

But why would you need to prevent Trae Young from shooting?  Just go get the rebound.

Those meats are the Kirk Cousins of meats.

Looks like pork loins covered in Worcestershire sauce with some kinda all-in-one pork seasoning and approximately -20% fat. Maybe he’s going to use them in his landscaping, they won’t be usable as food.

“Now I wouldn’t say that you should cook up some hobo’s ass, but there’s good eatin on one of those things. And everybody gonna eat!”

Foil boat? More like FAILBoat, amirite?

Then you need to get a better butcher.

Hobo’s ass is actually what Jim Tomsula cooked up yesterday.

You gotta turn the damn thing on first Cousins

Either he is trying to flip those things with a screwdriver, or using a meat thermometer. So he’s either confused, or doesn’t know what he’s doing. Which reminds me of his 0-6 record on MNF. I hope his overdone steaks tasted like a hobo’s ass.

My second thought is, Kirk Cousins probably hit a deer with his car.

Given that Kirk Cousins has the smile and demeanor and conversion van of a serial killer, I’ma guess he’s grilling human. Just big ass lumps of human. Poorly seasoned human. That’s my guess.

God that’s a weird-looking motherfucker

Its meat for the shit sandwich he will eat after an embarrassing Vikings playoff loss next year.

YOU LIKE THAT MEDIUM OR MEDIUM RARE?!

YOU SEASON THAT!!!!!!