I’ve got someone hitting me up that has long-term potential, but I’ve told her I need some time to be single, since this is my last chance to do it, but I’m not sure what I’m doing.

Pat. My man.

“Oh my dick, bank account and ego are phenomenally huge. I can’t go to sleep in my luxury condo one night without waking up to a blowjob from a super hot girl I accidentally sleep-sexted. Dang it, I just wanna neckbeard out and be a loser for a few weeks but I can’t. Like, I physically can’t. My neck doesn’t grow…

Maybe its an engineer thing? But my college, we had contests to see who could open a beer with the most unusual object that night.  Friend won using a small potted plant once. 

I do this too, but slightly differently: I find that doing lip to lip leads to risking opening the upside-down bottle a bit too often. Instead, I put the “opener” bottle at a 90 degree angle and use the top of the bottle (where the top curves down) to open the other at the lip. It is a bit more tricky at first but I…

Id say its probably a hair cheaper for regular caps over the twist on. Plus I reuse the bottles to cap me homebrew so its better for me in a selfish way.

I can’t be the only one who has never heard of these 2 hour rule and 1 hour rules the article mentions as if they are a well known thing.

Two things to ponder:

You left out the easiest and most effective way to avoid hot-weather food poisoning. Avoid hot-weather.

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.

It’s July, wtf.

Hey, give the kid some time!

is it really all that much of an exaggeration when we also have a full year of college ball telling us trae young is a bust

If you have a home first aid/trauma kit, get a SOF-T (SOF Tactical) tourniquet. It’s fast, easy to use, and much less likely to break that a CAT.

Seconded wholeheartedly. -Army Medic.

Do you mean this Red Cross? http://redcrosstourniquet.com/

You want to give the injured party a shot of rotgut,a bullet to bite down on and get your Bowie knife good and hot...

“Mr. Thiel, there’s a... James Lebanon? for you on line two.”

End of Lebron? Look, I’m not going to say LeBron’s plan is to wrest immortality from time’s cruel grasp and play basketball at peak physical conditioning for eternity, but I’m also not going to be surprised if it happens. There is no end of LeBron.