He certainly did, and don’t call him Shirley!

A friend mentioned yesterday that he recently had a urethral biopsy, and I can’t wait to show him the photo of the hot dog with the thermometer sticking out. You can’t buy memories like that.

I’m usually not such an optimist, but I don’t think it could ever happen, at least not as shown.

I got one free upgrade to Business Class and now I am ruined for life. I’ve tried Economy Plus but it’s just not the same. Alas, I cannot afford Business Class :(

For the actual grill, I find it’s actually easier to clean when it’s hot. For the outside, I just clean it every once in awhile when I clean my deck area. Windex or any basic cleaner works well for the stainless steal, but get ready to use a lot of paper towels to get through the grease, especially if you don’t clean…

If dirty outside: hose it off and/or stop being OCD.

Linen.

This was all about the money. Baylor has an endowment worth $1.14 BILLION. When he said they don’t have a very large endowment, he was talking out his ass. They didn’t want to have the donations dry up. In 2010, they received an anonymous donation of $200 million and this triggered a slew of donors to drop large…

The pivot to concerns over racism by McCaw is bullshit. He was pissed that he got picked to be the fall guy to cover for institutional failures. He’s not wrong that it was racist, I just don’t believe for a second that he gave a shit.

“Southern Baptist” works.

They should close Baylor permanently and I’m only being mildly hyperbolic 

Average household income is around $59,000. I’m not seeing a lot of $70,000 houses.

Would (maybe) get a single car garage or a place to pitch a tent where I live.

$350k is like the average SFH price near where I live (middle of PA) if you want 3-4 bedrooms and a garage. Incomes are not near where they need to be to afford that. House prices are insane in most of the country.

Doesn’t sound that crazy to me. $120k/year is around ~$6k/month after taxes, insurance, and 6% saved into 401k in my area.

So this is one I’m currently still a little salty on, so I want to throw 2 cents in. There is how much you can afford, and then there is how much is the PROPERTY. You could afford say $360k, and the house could be on the market for $300k, but you need to have a firm grasp on the true cost of the house.

miracle whip is sweet AF though.

• Remind yourself that what you write doesn’t need to be good; it just needs to exist. Don’t let fear or perfectionism hold you back. Writing is 90% revision anyway. Get some freaking words down.

The one thing about Frank’s is that they also bottle a “Wing Sauce” that already has shelf-stabilized butter added.  Do not buy it, it is a big mistake and even worse, the bottles look similar.  

Heinz is the only ketchup that should be allowed to be sold. Drop some cayenne in it to spice it up and it's even better.