Bill Simmons keeps on talking about how LeBron was looking to enroll his kid in the same school Simmons’s kid goes to. I have to feel like that alone is giving LeBron doubts about going to L.A. at all.

Sorry, I spend most of my Kinja time on Splinter, where people say incredibly fucking stupid things and expect to be taken seriously. My sarcasm meter is apparently broken. 

“What if Paul was one of us....

This might not work for everyone depending on your office situation, but I have my own office and work with people I trust, so whenever I travel abroad, I (without telling anyone) put paper copies of my confirmations, scanned copies of my passports, flight info, anything else I think is imporant, into a manilla…

Too bad they weren’t looking for more Rick Fox

I actually started laughing out loud when I read that. I have $80k in savings for a house and can’t afford anything remotely “starter house” here in San Diego with my average salary.

They’re no dummies. 

What?!?! They’re not just bringing in Lavar Ball and offer him a shoe deal with the Big Baller Brand? 

It’s funny, but is it going to get them off their tractors?

Paul George has a film crew to follow his FA decision and it will air on ESPN. This “leak” sounds like a plot point for that.

Meanwhile, Cleveland’s pitch is said to be “more Redd Foxx”

Hacks.

WHO?!  WHAT>?!?!  DVD?!  WHERE?!  those are like shitty bluerays right?

Netflix still has a DVD service? I thought that ended years ago...

Good explanation. One more thing I’d add . . .

You forgot to mention the Orange line to Midway in Chicago.  I try to avoid O’Hare at all costs.

One suggestion if you do go the freezer-in-the-living room route: if you own your place and are in the process of selling, do whatever you have to to either disguise or remove the freezer. Otherwise the people viewing your home are going to wonder if you’re a serial killer. And note that a lace table runner and tall…

I solved my issue by getting a full size beer fridge. I have the extra freezer space and room for my ever rotating collection of craft beers.

Maybe they used a crane and dropped it in through a window.

I read this title as “How to split the bill when you’re eating out friends.” Hot damn, my mind is in the gutter today.